vcmv

the voltaic cooking micro vessel is a tiny electric device intended for cooking but can be utilized for a multitude of purposes:

• heating
• drying
• melting
• evaporating

since the VCMV is an electric device, extreme care should be taken to avoid electrocution of the user of the contents. if either one is electrocuted significant damage would be hard to prevent.

fjwe

the forward job win effect is a syndrome which occurs in young workers who suddenly obtain a greatly improved employment opportunity.
the effect has been observed to a lesser degree in people who have held the same job for a longer period of time.
symptoms of FJWE are:

• feelings arrogance and superiority
• large uneconomical cars
• bossy behaviour

due to the australian economical boom the jobs there did win most which caused FJWE to spread throughout the continent if not stopped before the economy starts recession.

vqmq

the Very Quick Multi Quaker is an artificial quake generator. the VQMQ extremely fast at creating several quakes simulatiously at different intervals.
it can be used for

• shakes
• nudges
• quakes
• many other movements

the VQMQ has been developed by the german institue of motion physics and is currently undergoing testing and fine tuning for specific applications.

fpqe

the Future Paris Quality Enhancment is a program to be excecuted in the near or distant future to greatly improve the quality of paris. The objective of the program is to put paris back on the world map of nice cities. According to independant sources Paris has lost this status in the recent or distant past.

Aspects of Parisian quality to be improved are:

• Tourism (eiffel tower, museums, the seine, wine)
• Romance (create more romantic river-side parks)
• public cleanliness (toilets, homeless people, subways)
• language (popularize parisian accent in world language community)

if FPQE is not achieved the city is doomed to continue on its current downward spiral towards unenhanchedness and will lose a lot of its charm. please help us support